Lyrics:

'Warning: the Bassmaster General has determined that coffee is good for your health.'

Doug is bouncing off the walls
Ray is drooling big spit balls
Feeling cranky, logged all night

Kids on coffee!
Kids on coffee!
Kids on coffee!

Where's my Bonus Cup?
Come on, man, fill me up! (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
I need some Krappers to wash it down

Kids on coffee!
Kids on coffee!
Kids on coffee!

Bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus!

Kids on coffee
Kids on coffee
Kids on coffee

Went driving down to San Diego
Passing up the nuclear tits
Go away off my earth!

Kids on coffee
Kids on coffee
Kids on coffee

'Thanks to modern chemistry, sleep is now optional.'