Lyrics:

If I was a Mekon
Id drink pints of beer
If I was a Mekon
And talk about Adorno
If I was a Mekon
Id have a lot of friends
If I was a Mekon
Everything would be ok
Id have a lot to say
No one would look at me that way

And a Mekon is a really good thing
A Mekon is a really good thing
A Mekon is a really good thing to be

Let me be a Mekon
If I was a Mekon
I would be from Leeds
If I was a Mekon
Maybe I could sleep with Sally
If I was a Mekon
Or Tommy one night in Chicago
If I was a Mekon
Wed smile a lot the next day
Wed never talk about it again
But wed be that much closer friends

And a Mekon is a really good thing
A Mekon is a really good thing
A Mekon is a really good thing to be

Permettez moi detre un Mekon