Lyrics:

I have been: bad dog
I am a bad dog
I hang my head in shame
Bad dog is my name
You can hit me witha stick
I know I deserve it
Shame on me
I hang my head in shame
Bad dog is my name
You can tie me to a tree
I know it means you love me
Shame on me
I've been a bad dog
I am a bad dog
I have been: bad dog
I am a bad dog
I met this sex Nazi
She locked me in her room
She only has sex with me
Every other June

I met this sex Nazi!
She wants sex on demand!
But when she's not commanding
I can't even use my hand!
Shame on me
I have been: bad dog
I am a bad dog
I hang my head in shame
Bad dog is my name