Lyrics:

Come on down to the edge of the woods
We all live at the edge of the woods
Inside a shack at the edge of the woods
Cuz everything happens at the edge of the woods

Join us where it's safe and good
Me and Peter and the wolf and the three little pigs
The devil walks his dog at the edge of the woods
The people are small but the houses are big

Welcome to our home sweet home
We built it for you at the edge of the woods
On every lawn there's a family of gnomes
They won't hurt you if you do what you should

We'll have you for dinner at the edge of the woods
Cuz something's always cooking at the edge of the woods
Hey good looking at the edge of the woods
We eat Gretel steaks and Red Riding Hoods

It's dark at night, but that's alright
Things are out of sight inside the woods
There's nothing to fear, we're all friends here
You can sleep for years inside the woods
There's a six foot squirrel named Grip
He lives underneath my bed
He'll rip your stepmother's head
He'll tear her throat to shreds