Lyrics:

Come on out here, Rhonda

Dorothy was a waitress on the promenade
She worked the night shift
Dishwater blonde, tall and fine
She made a lot of tips, oh yessir

Earlier I'd been talkin' stuff in a violent room
Fightin' with lover's past
I needed someone with a quicker wit than mine
Dorothy was fast, yeah yeah

I ordered - 'Yeah, let me get a fruit cocktail and a pizza'
Dorothy laughed
She said - 'Sound like a real man 2 me, now
U're kinda cute, U wanna take a bath?'
Do U wanna, bath?

And, I said - 'Cool, I'm leavin' my pants on
Kinda goin' with someone'
'Sound like a real man 2 me
Mind if I turn on the radio?' G!

'Ah, my favorite song,' she said
And it was Joni singing, ('Help me, I think I'm falling')
The phone rang and she said
'Whoever's calling can't be as cute as U'
Dorothy Parker was cool

Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker {x2}
{audience repeats till end}

Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood