Lyrics:

Cos he get s up in the m orning and he g oes to work at nine
And he co mes back h ome at f ive thirty, gets the s ame train every time
Cos his wo rld is bu ilt on p unctual ity, it n ever fails

CHORUS:
Cos he's oh so good, and he's oh so fine
And he's o h so h ealthy in his b ody and his mind
He's a we ll respected man about town
Do ing the best things s o conservati vely
And his mother goes to meetings while his father pulls the maid

And she stirs the tea with councilors while discussing foreign trade
And she passes looks as well as Bill's at every suave young man ...CHORUS
And he likes his own backyard and he likes his fags the best
Cos he's better than the rest and his arm sweat smells the best
And he hope to grab his father's loot when Pater passes on ...CHORUS
And he plays the stocks and shares and he goes to a regatta
He adores the girl next door cos he's dying to get at her
But his mother knows the best about the matrimonial stakes ...CHORUS