Lyrics:

Star fleet to scout ship, please give your position
Over
I'm in orbit around the third planet from the star called the Sun
Over
You mean it's the Earth? Over
Positive. It is known to have some form of intelligent species. Over
I think we should take a look

Strange beautiful grass of green
With your majestic silver seas
Your mysterious mountains I wish to see closer
May I land my kinky machine?

Strange beautiful grass of green
With your majestic silver seas
Your mysterious mountains I wish to see closer
May I land my kinky machine?

Although your world wonders me
With your majestic and superior cackling hen
Your people, I do not understand
So to you, I shall put an end
And you'll never hear surf music again
Secret
Oh, secret
Oh