Lyrics:

My story is a strange one, so put reality behind Now my friends, it is I, Howard the charmin' swine >From one world to another, I sailed across the sky Goggles are on, keep it flowin', it's exhilarating to fly Left the woods for Humboldt County, and picked up Pepe Le Pew The funky skunk said there's fungus amungus, and put some in my stew. Howard! Howard! Though the stew was divine, I soon felt kinda bizarre My gravy got kinda wavy, the door to my mind was ajar No way to go but through that door, I leapt with all my charm Off to see the revue at the colorful Hog Farm Up and away, 'cause I feel fine Oh, I'm off to my next adventure! Howard! Howard! Howard? (Billy) Howard! Sweet, sweet little piggy (Billy) Howard! The wind was pushin' me to the south, as I sailed above the trees Fearless with the wind behind me, catchin' bugs between my teeth The sun came up, the sun went down, again, again, and again With speed and ease, I landed in the sand way down in the Yucatan Mayan ruins gave me shelter from all the Mexican rain A small, frail, crazy dream sai