Lyrics:

I was lost, lost on the bypass road
Could be worse, I could be turned to toad
Won't you take me back to my hometown?
Take me back before I break down
I say you please return me, will you ever return me?
Will you ever return me just like Frankie Fontaine?
I say you please return me, will you ever return me?
Will you ever return me just like Frankie Fontaine?
I wonder what can I do?

I was found riding a unicorn
Could be worse, I could be backwards born
Won't you take me back to my hometown?
Take me back before I break down
Will you ever return me? Will you ever return me?
Will you ever return me just like Frankie Fontaine?
I say you please return me, will you ever return me?
Will you ever return me just like Frankie Fontaine?
I wonder what can I do?

Calm down and then leave me alone
Calm down and then leave me alone
Calm down and then leave me alone
Calm down and then leave me alone
I say you please return me, will you ever return me?
Will you ever return me just like Frankie Fontaine?
I say you please return me, will you ever return me?
Will you ever return me just like Frankie Fontaine?
I wonder what can I do?