Lyrics:
Typical male SongtextTell me lawyer what to doI think I'm falling in love with youDefend me from the way I feelWon't you give me some adviceHow to handle my private lifeI'm sure that we can make a dealI confess I'm a fool for a manWith a clever mindBut your intellect ain't no matchFor this heart of mineAll I want is a little reactionJust enough to tip the scalesI'm just using my female attractionOn a typical maleOn a typical maleYour sense of justiceI'll embraceBut your defenseWon't help my caseI'm deep in trouble with the lawSomething about authoritySeems to bring out the bad in meHey lawyer gotta catch me when I fallOh they say that you match your witsWith the best of themBut I know when I'm closeYou're ujst like the rest of themSo put your books asideLoosen up your suit and tieOpen up your heart and let me inOpen up your heart and let me in