Lyrics:

Wellllll...

He's not very handsome to look at.

And he eats just like a hog.

And he's always drinkin' my beer up.

Heyyyyyy Pauly the beer drinkin' dog.

Heyyyyyy Pauly the beer drinkin' dog.

Well, he's not very pretty to look at.

And he smells just like a hog.

And he's always drinkin' me beer up.

Heyyyyyy Pauly the beer drinkin' dog.

Heyyyyyy Pauly the beer drinkin' dog.