Lyrics:

The pro is here
To lead the way
To save the day
Wicked little critta
He clips the puck from Bobby Orr
He shoots, he scores
Wicked little critta
As he proceeds to torch the place
As he proceeds to scorch the place
As he proceeds to torch the place
Scorcher
Torcher
Scorcher
Wicked little critta
He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar
And he lays a patch on the tar
He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar
And he lays a patch on the tar
And he pops a wheelie on his minibike
And he burns rubber and he peels out
He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar
And he lays a patch on the tar
And he clip the puck from Havlicek,
And Havlivcek is used and abused,
He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar
And he lays a patch on the tar
He decides to ditch, and he ditches
And nobody knows where he ditched
He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar
And he lays a patch on the tar
He's a wicked little guy
Wicked pissa little guy
Wicked scorcher little critta
He's a wicked little guy
Wicked little critta
He's a dink
Way to go
I like him
I got problems