Lyrics:

There was once a dreamer named Peter
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Peter was also known as Skeeter
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Peter had sex with Anita
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Anita got pregnant from Peter
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Peter wasn't just with Anita
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Peter knew this girl named Rita
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Peter had sex with Rita
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Rita got pregnant from Peter
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Now two girls are pregnant by Peter
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But Rita doesn't know of Anita
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And Anita doesn't know Rita
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The two of them only know Peter
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Now Peter's at the mall with Anita
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You know he runs into Rita
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Well Rita takes a look at Anita
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And Anita takes a good look at Rita
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Well Rita starts to pull out the heater
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The heater now is pointed at Peter
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Anita jumps right on Rita
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Rita busts shots at Anita
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Rita missed Anita by meters
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But Rita's bustin' shots at Peter
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Just then somebody shook Peter
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Yo how many spoons of the dairy creamer
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It's Keisha sayin' wake up Peter
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That's why they call you the dreamer
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