Lyrics:
Whiskey Man's my friend, he's with me nearly all the timeHe always joins me when I drink, and we get on just fineNobody has ever seen him, I'm the only oneSeemingly I must be mad, Insanity is funIf that's the way it's doneDoctors say he just a figment of my twisted mindIf they can't see my Whiskey Man they must be going blindTwo men dressed in white collected me two days agoThey said there's only room for one and Whiskey Man can't goWhiskey Man will waste away if he's left on his ownI can't even ring him 'cause he isn't on the phoneHasn't got a homeLife is very gloomy in my little padded cellIt's a shame there wasn't room for Whiskey Man as wellWhiskey Man's my friend, he's with me nearly all the timeHe always joins me when I drink, and we get on just fineJust fine