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0-Rhesus Negativ (engl.) Songtext
No Panic 19760-Rhesus Negativ (engl.) No Panic 1976It was midnight, and I went walkingand I noticeda scary man with a large hatfollowing meand then he spoke to mesmacking with grinding teeth:'Oh, would you be so kind asto tell me your blood type?'I thought to myself, that's a vampire;one must be careful.I said: 'Just a minute, I'll look at my identification.'O-Rh-negative. Then he screwed up his faceand said: 'Darn it! That's just the kind that I can't tolerate!'To console him, I invited himfor a glass of beer.But he said that wouldn't be any pleasure for him:'It must be this special red juice.There is only one drink that I find good, and that is blood!'We conversed with one another very wellabout the weather, God, and the world,and he told me about his vampire lifeand that he enjoyed it a lot.He said: 'I don't need to slave away,running to the office every day.During the day I sleep in my sarcophagus,and at night I go out drinking!'Well, if that is the case, then I would like to be a vampire, too.Then he said, 'Turn in your application atthe Transylvanian office of testingand for that you'll need a certificate from your dentistbecause if your teeth are too shortyou will never get into our club!'