Lyrics:

Because you know I'm all about that rice
About that rice
No Eggroll
I'm all about that rice
About that rice
Not Eggroll
I'm all about that rice
About that rice
Oh herro
I'm all about that rice
About that rice

I ain't no Japanese
I don't know Kung Fu
But I could bake a bacon
It's what I chose to do
I got that Goo Goo Sauce
Give you a taste
Of my soy sauce all over your face(laughs)
Don't go to PF Chang
Fuck all that IHOP
I give you Goo Goo Beef
With side of soda pop
If you are really hungry
Come eat it up
Chicken cum with fortune cookie
And a Wonton Lollipop


Now my grandma
She told me put curry on all the rice
Drop Drop
Egg Drop Drop
She says curry is better
With Goo Goo mixed up inside
Curry Curry
C-C Curry Curry
You know I won't be no bitch nigga
Selling you free egg roll
Drop Drop
Egg Drop Drop
So if that's what you're into
Then go to next restaurant


Because you know I'm all about that rice
About that rice
No Eggroll
I'm all about that rice
About that rice
Not Eggroll
I'm all about that rice
About that rice
Vote Pedro
I'm all about that rice
About that rice


I'm bringing curry back
Go ahead and tell them chinky ninjas that
No I just play I know
You think you're black
But I here to tell you
Every meal come with
Coupon for half off
At dry cleaning store


Yeah my grandma she told me
Put curry on all the dogs
Drop Drop
Egg Drop Drop
She says boys like a little more curry
With shih tzu paws
Curry Curry
C-C-Curry Curry
You know I won't be no bitch nigga
Serving you free egg roll
Drop Drop
Egg Drop Drop
So if that's what you're into then
Go leave the restaurant


Because you know I'm all about that rice
About that rice
No Eggroll
I'm all about that rice
About that rice
Not Eggroll
I'm all about that rice
About that rice
You want jello
I'm all about that rice
About that rice
Because you know I'm all about that rice
About that rice
No Eggroll
I'm all about that rice
About that rice
Not Eggroll
I'm all about that rice
About that rice
You are negro
I'm all about that rice
About that rice
You want eggroll
No dice


I'm all about that rice
About that rice
It's good rice
I'm all about that rice
About that rice
For good price
I'm all about that rice
But we charge for ice
I'm all about that rice
You know the love of Christ


Welcome to America
May I take your order
Do you want the Goo Goo Chicken Special
No extra charge for goo
I have a hole in my pocket
I feel cocky all day
We have fresh goo made daily
Free rice






















































































































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Rucka Rucka Ali takes on the role of an Asian restaurant owner in this song. In the chorus, he apparently prefers rice to eggrolls, but he later contradicts this.




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