Lyrics:

Ching chang chong
I'm Kim Jong Un
Got a mushroom cloud
For you
I got a missle now
I'm gonna blow you up
Gonna blow you up
I got a missle now
I'm gonna blow you up
Gonna blow you up

I got some sorta
Big missle
For ya
It goes so far
It hits California
The whole wide world's
Gonna go up
In flames
When Obama calls up
I take the phone
And say

Ching chang chong
I'm Kim Jong Un
Got a mushroom cloud
For you
You're a black man
Gimme all your fried
Watermelon
And your chicken right now
I got a
Small little penis
And my missle is
LARGE
You won't think my dick's little
When I'm droppin it

So ching chang chong
I'm Kim Jong Un
Got a mushroom cloud
For you
I got a missle now
I'm gonna blow you up
Gonna blow you up

I got
A couple nunchuckers
Theme park
Dor torture
I said nuke the chinese
I meant microwave
Supper
I bomb China
But the button got stuck
Ah fuck
Better duck
Here fortune cookie for luck

Ching chang chong
I'm Kim Jong Un
Got a mushroom cloud
For you
Gonna bomb your city
While you're sitting there
Shitting out a
Chicken wonton

I got a small
Phillipenis
And my missle is
LARGE
You will think my dick's bigger
When I'm droppin it

So ching chang chong
I'm Kim Jong Un
Got a mushroom cloud
For you

I'm showin up
I'm blowin up
I'm throwin up
All night
Some would say
I'm actin out
Cause my daddy
Died
I touch a girl
I touch a boy
It's North Korean
Pride
I eat dog
With my young
13 year old
Bride
Drink my
Cognac
And smoke crack
Them bitches be like
Oh crap
I like biking
And drycleaning
My friend Dennis
Is so black (Oh yeah)
Hillary
You're a pretty little
Fat dyke
I wanna see you
On my penis
With a flashlight
Lookin for my daughter
On South Korean border

Cause ching chang chong
I'm Kim Jong Un
Gonna blow you
Blow you
God damnit
MOM

Ching chang chong
I'm Kim Jong Un
Got a mushroom cloud
For you
I'm a black ass nigga
Everybody sing wit' me
Let's get jiggy right now

I'm gonna rape these women
While the rest of you
STARVE
If I had some more dinner
I'd give you none of it

Ching chang chong
I'm Kim Jong Un
Got a mushroom cloud
For you
I got a missle now
I'm gonna blow you up
Gonna blow you up
(Mushroom cloud for you)
I got a missle now
I'm gonna blow you up
Gonna blow you up
(Mushroom cloud for you)
I got a missle now
I'm gonna blow you up
Gonna blow you up

I am the Chinese cartman