Lyrics:

Miss Jane Marple
Inspector Dermot Craddock
Letitia Blacklock, lady of the house, in her early/mid 60s
Dora Bunner, her elderly fluttery childhood friend, usually known by her nickname, 'Bunny'
Patrick and Julia Simmons, Miss Blacklock's spoiled and foolish young cousins (who call her Aunt)
Mitzi, Miss Blacklock's foreign housekeeper and cook, a young refugee
Phillipa Haymes, a young widowed paying guest/gardener with a young son at boarding school
Colonel Archie Easterbrook, blustery old colonel just returned from India
Laura Easterbrook, his considerably younger, glamorous wife
Mrs Swettenham, elderly lady who dotes on her son
Edmund Swettenham, cynical young writer
Miss Hinchcliffe, efficient lady farmer
Miss Amy Murgatroyd, her pleasant but giggly companion
Belle Goedler, dying widow of Letitia's former wealthy employer
Diane `Bunch4 Harmon, wife of the local vicar
Julian Harmon, the vicar
Tiglath Pileser, the vicarage cat
Rudi Scherz, a young man of Swiss extraction, the receptionist at a local spa
Myrna Harris, girlfriend of the latter, waitress at local spa
Chief Constable George Rydesdale, Craddock's superior