Lyrics:

Intro-



Oh Yeah.

All Right.

First Verse-



Somebody's Heiney is crowning my icebox.

Somebody's cold one is giving me chills.

Guess I'll just close my eyes.

Inter-



Oh yeah.

All right.

Feels good.

Inside.

Second Verse-



Flip on the Tele... Wrestle with Jimmy.

Somethin' is bubblin' behind my back.

The bottle is ready to go.

Chorus-



Say it ain't so a-woah-a-woah.

Your drug is a heartbreaker.

Say it ain't so a-woah-a-woah.

My love is a life-taker.

Verse 3-



I can't confront you, I never could do...

That which might hurt you.

Try and be cool, when I say:

This way is-a-waterslide-away-from-me-to-chase-her-fuller-everyday! Hey!

So be cool.

Chorus-



Say it ain't so a-woah-a-woah.

Your drug is a heartbreaker.

Say it ain't so a-woah-a-woah.

My love is a life-taker!

Verse 4-



Dear daddy, I write you in spite of fears of silence.

You cleaned up, found Jesus, Things are good also I hear.

This bottle of Stevens awakens ancient feelings...

Like father, Step-Father...

This song is drowning in the blood! Yeah Yeah-Yeah Yeah-Yeah!

Chorus-



Say it ain't so a-woah-a-woah.

You drug is a heartbreaker.

Say it ain't so a-woah-a-woah.

My love is a life-taker.