Lyrics:

A nice heart and a white suit and a baby blue sedan And I am doing the best that I can All the eunuchs, they were standing in rows singing, 'Please stud us out just as fast as you possibly can.' Sad song, last dance and no one knows who the band was And Henry, you danced like a wooden Indian Except this one mattered and I felt it had a spirit And I shot the story because I didn't hear it that way And it's hard to be a human being And it's harder as anything else And I'm lonesome when you're around And I'm never lonesome when I'm by myself And I miss you when you're around