Lyrics:

Daddio do the nasty
Daddio don't come home
Daddio's working on a 7 year itch
Daddio's ready to roam

Daddio plays the horses
Daddio's out of luck
Mama mama mama it's a sure fire shot
Daddio he'd better run

Two timer once two timer twice
Two timer Daddio's holding up the dice
He make a buck, he make a deal
He makes a living on the spinning of a wheel

Daddio's doing the mambo
Daddio wanna swing
Daddio's always been a gambling man
Daddio's doing his thing

Two time in love two time in hate
Two timer Daddio's making a mistake
Sometimes you lose sometimes you win
Two timer Daddio's take it on the chin

Cos he..........
He's nothing but a doggone viewer
Trying to bet on the TV with his beer
Makes him feel how he wants to feel
Dadadada, etc...

Daddio do the nasty
Daddio don't he ain't comin' home no more
Daddio's working on a 7 year itch
Daddio's ready to roam

Two timer once two timer twice
Two timer Daddio's holding up the dice
Sometimes he hits
Sometimes he get'cha
Two timing Daddio take it he wants to bet ya

Daddio's a bingo (x4)