Lyrics:

Attention!
Your attention please!
A newsflash has this moment arrived from the Malabar front!
Our forces in South India have won a glorious victory!
I am authorized to say that the action we are now reporting
may well bring the war within measurable distance of its end.
Here is the newsflash...:
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