Lyrics:

Want to be a pretty boy
Want to go on Solid Gold
Want to date a millionaire
Want to make people stare

I want to be on TV
Want people to know me
I want to be on TV

Started out in '64
Gonna be an omnivore
Want to make the people dance
Gonna take off my pants

I want to be on TV
Want people to know me
I want to be on TV

On a magazine
Gonna have some free cocaine
Want to wear my Calvin Kleins
Then the world will be all mine

I want to be on TV
Want people to know me
I want to be on TV