Lyrics:

Serial Slaughtering Stranglers
Jugular Juggling Juggalos
Folded, Fat, Floppy-tittied Freaks
I C Fuckin P's in the Haugh

Abracadabra Boom Shacka Dae
Im Violent J and Im Back Like a Vertebrae
And I Come With a Hat Full of Tricks
Trunk Full of Faygo, Car Full of Fat Chicks
Hahahahahahahaha, Fuck You
Wicked Clowns, We'd Like to Say What Up To
The Cobra's, X-men, and Counts,
And Everybody With Clown Love
Even Sets I've Never Heard Of
Roll Into Town, and Out With the Big Top
Four Cards Down, and Two More Still to Drop
And When It Does, I'll Pack Up and Hit the Road
Cuz I Don't Wanna See Your Head Explode
Toss Me An Axe, and I'll Toss You a Dead Chicken
Add a Buck, You Get a Two-liter Wit Em
And When the Genie Says On With the Show
It's Hokus Pokus Jokers, Great Milenko

(Once Again, the Psychotic Carnival Creatures in the Haugh)
Hokus Pokus, Joker's Ride, Come Take a Spin On a Carnie Ride
(Southwest Slithering Snakes of Darkness Come)
Hokus Pokus, Joker's Ride, Come Take a Spin On a Carnie Ride

Shazam Bam, Shocka Locka Lokey
Shaggy the Clown Back Like Scoliosis
Call Me a Psycho-skitso Freak
And I'll Call You By Your Name
Cuz I Can Give Two Shits and a Fuck
I Bounce Down Verner in a Popcorn Clown Truck
I'm a Circus Ninja Southwest Voodoo Wizard
I Grab Your Gizzard
Jump On the Carpet Let's Take a Spin
Everybody's Waitin For the Show to Begin
Up to the Top, By the Neck, and Let Ya Go
Try to Land in a Glass of Faygo
Uh, You Suck You Missed the Fuckin Glass
Broke Ya Neck, and Busted Yo Fuckin Ass
But the Genie Says On With the Show
Hokus Pokus Jokers, Great Milenko

(What Awaits You After Death, Rub the Lamp and Explore)
Hokus Pokus, Joker's Ride, Come Take a Spin On a Carnie Ride
(Enter Milenko's Fun House, Walk Right Through the Wretched Hall)
Hokus Pokus, Joker's Ride, Come Take a Spin On a Carnie Ride

'Fuck em All, Fuck em All,
Clown Dawg, Freak Dawg
Joker Dawg, Milenko Dawg

(Fidgets of Joker's Cards Blasting in Your Mother's Face)
Hokus Pokus, Joker's Ride, Come Take a Spin On a Carnie Ride

Rude Boy and Chunky Down Wit the Clown
First Time We Ever Went to Mexican Town
I Remember, We Couldn't Pay the Bill, They Got Hot
And Beat Us Down in the Fuckin Parkin Lot

Tall Jess, Jump Steady, and Nate the Mack
Tagged Icp By the Train Tracks
And It Was On, the Dawn of a New Day
Magical Carpets Grippin Down the Freeway

Walked in a Gypsy's Tent With a Food Stamp
And Walked Out With a Magical Lamp, Yeah
I Met Milenko, He Gave Me Three Wishes
That Night, I Fucked Three Fat Bitches

Then Get the Fuck With It, Forget It
I'll Rip Your Face Off, and Wipe My Ass With It
When the Genie Says On With the Show
Hokus Pokus, Jokers, Great Milenko

(Climb Aboard Our Magic Train and Join Us Inside)
Hokus Pokus, Joker's Ride, Come Take a Spin On a Carnie Ride
(Fifty-two Villians, Hammered Town, the Show Must Go On)
Hokus Pokus, Joker's Ride, Come Take a Spin On a Carnie Ride
(Giant Ladies, Bearded Ladies, Midger Ladies, Ladies!)
Hokus Pokus, Joker's Ride, Come Take a Spin On a Carnie Ride
(Clowns of Darkness and Underneath Them Comes the Cloud)
Hokus Pokus, Joker's Ride, Come Take a Spin On a Carnie Ride