Lyrics:

I woke up on the floor again,
and I needed something to eat, so I went down the street to Monty's Grill.
'What'll it be?' Said Monty, sporting a wry grin.
'Just give me the usual, Monty' I said.
Monty just scratched his head, and said 'What is that again?'
The usual was a Utah burger with cheese fries and a Coke.
Monty knew that, I had been coming there everyday for the last four years.
Then I began to realize, the man behind the counter was the IMPOSTOR!!