Lyrics:
Now here ya come, babyWith yer tail draggin' the gravyY' know yer P's 'n' Q'sWhat ya don't know, babyIs you givin' me the bluesYa got juice on your chinEggs on the drain-boardPie on the wallDirt on the rugI come home late'N I stumbled 'n sworeYa won't even give me a hugYa had my things all laid out by the doorI'm leavin'I'm gonna take up with, ah, mermaid'N' leave you land lubbin' women alone'N' leave you land-lubbin' women aloneYa said ya had it together onceNow yer head's around the bendI'm tellin' ya, womanYa better get it back together againI'm gonna grow fins'N' go back in the water againIf ya don't leave me aloneI'm gonna take up with, ah, mermaid'N' leave you land-lubbin' women alone'N' leave you land-lubbin' women aloneNow here ya come, babyWith yer tail draggin' the gravyYa know yer P's 'n Q'sWhat ya don't know, womanIs yer givin' me the blues