Albino - Stephen Lynch I was in love with an albino Her lack of pigment seemed like fun Her skin, the whitest alabaster Her eyes as pink, as pink as bubble gum
Then one day it snowed real hard, and she disappeared That's one Here's two
I love little Agnus Johnson I met her at the old folks home She'd call me up and say hey Stephen Come give old Mother a bone Then one day her EKG went beep beep beep