Lyrics:

This one’s weird because I only play it once a year
On Halloween
Scary…

Thinking of all the cool creatures that I will meet, on this night
Ghosts and goblins and witches roaming the streets, in moonlight
Bowls of candy and goodies delicious and waiting, in store
The sound of cute little footsteps as they approach, my front door

Letting the children inside to drink beers
Razor blades hidden in 3 Musketeers
Screams from the basement of kids begging to be set free
That’s what Halloween means to me
OOOOHHHHH

Tightening the clamps that are holding their little heads, so tight
Putting my lips to their ears as I whisper “please, don’t fight”
I promise I’ll let you go home if you swear not to tell, a soul
Well I’ll just untie these, I’m kidding now where is my chainsaw let’s rock and roll

A pinch of your brother, a teaspoon of you
With the head of your sister would make a good stew
I’d give you a taste but your tongue’s in the stew
Irony, that’s what Halloween means to me

Trick or treat smell my feet, give me something good to eat
Trick or treat smell my feet, give me someone good to eat