Lyrics:

{Spoken}
This for all the ladies...
Ya might wanna save those 'woo's

{Sung}
I kissed you on the cheek
“Good night my love” I say
You turned to me and smile
“A baby’s on the way.”

And then you drift asleep
To dream of life anew
And I lie wondering
Just what I should do

I could kick you in the stomach
And catch you unawares
I could swear to God you accidently
Fell that flight of stairs

When I tell you that I love you
I will look you in the eye
As I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh.

{Spoken}
I'm so sorry!
I can't believe I just said that!