Lyrics:

YEEEEEEEEEEHAW!!!!!!!!!
She's a tall glass of water
She's a sip of lemonade
She's a cup of hot Darjeeling tea
She's a cold thang in the shade
She's an oatmeal cookie
She's a crumb of melba toast
She's the cream in an Oreo cookie...that's the part...that I like...the most
She's a half bowl of bear nuts
She's a cold bottle of Schlitz
She's a tub of Pepto Bismal whenever I get the
HOW YA DOING!!! ALL RIGHT!!!!!