The sea is foamin' like a bottle of beer The wave is comin but I ain't got no fear I'm waxin' down so that I'll go real fast I'm waxin' down because it's really a blast I'm goin' surfin cuz I don't like your face I'm bailin' out because I hate the race of rats that run round and round in the maze I'm goin' surfin', I'm goin' surfin'! You take your car to work I'll take my board And when you run out of fuel I'm still afloat My buddies and their homies all come along They seem invincible as they surf along The sea is rollin' like a thousand pound keg We're goin' surfin', we're goin' surfin! All along the undertow is strengthening it's hold I never thought it'd come to this Now I can never go home