Lyrics:

Song lyricsRemember when you ran away and I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave because I'd go berserk?
Well
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone completely out of my mind
And

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and
I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed
You laughed when I had said that loosing you would make me flip my lid
RIGHT?
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed you laughed and laughed and then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad
And

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle
Their thumbs and toes and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds
Hah ?
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and
When they do they'll put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt
And

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and
I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle
Their thumbs and toes and they're coming to take me away, ha-haa
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and
I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away...