Lyrics:

This is dedicated to te two guys in the crew
Who went to see the doctor today
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor
To stick that Utah in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
'N' grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
Heyy
My balls feel like a pair of maracas (oh no)
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
I probably got the
Saltlake City gonna khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-eee-ai-eee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...
So you don't forget
Call before midnight tonight
When...
Tell them what they win Bob
I...
Pee?
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