Lyrics:

Well, I'm rumbling in this JCB
I'm 5 years old, and my dad's a giant sitting beside me
And the engine rattles my bum like berserk
While we're singing, 'Don't forget your shovel if you want to go to work!'

My dad's probably had a bloody hard day
But he's been good fun and bubbling and joking away
And the procession of cars stuck behind
Are getting all impatient and angry, but we dont mind

We're holding up the bypass, oh
Me and my dad having a top laugh, oh woah

Sitting on the toolbox, oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school, oh no

And we pull over to let cars pass
And pull off again, speeding by the summer green grass
And we're like giants up here in our big yellow digger
Like zoids or transformers or maybe even bigger

And I want to transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex
And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets
And I'll tell all my mates, my dad's B.A. Barachus
Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nunchuckas

And we're holding up the bypass, oh
Me and my dad having a top laugh, oh woah

Sitting on the toolbox, oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school

And we're holding up the bypass, oh
Me and my dad having a top laugh, oh woah
I'm sitting on the toolbox, oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school

Said I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me around in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me around in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me around in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me around...

And we're holding up the bypass, woah
Me and my dad having a top laugh, oh woah
And I'm sitting on the toolbox, oh

And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school

Aw, said
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me around in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me around in his...
Aw, I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me around in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me around in his JCB