His garbagecan beret Was tilted at an angle What looked like a smile Turned out to be a mango He's got raw meat Dangling from his glasses Tonight is the night He's going to kick their asses He's broke, he's ugly, and unskilled And he's dressed to be killed (Gratuitous rap) He's broke, he's ugly, and unskilled And he's dressed to be killed His luck is gonna change He found a one-leaf clover His fortune cookie said 'What's the point, your life is over' He must be nuts There's a bullseye on his back He's standing at ground zero Of a nuclear attack He's broke, he's ugly, and unskilled And he's dressed to be killed