Lyrics:

Right, this next song is about drinking
And women

Maybe now and then I get
Just way too out of it
And I can't remember what I done last night
Said things I know I regret
So sad it's best to forget
I leave them stories, legends unproved
Come on, have a drink with me
Pour a glass and open up your heart
I find that's the best place to start
Have a drink with me
We're gonna tear this world apart
Everybody stand back, 'cause the truth is gonna hurt
Funny how it's only me
That people point and say, 'You see
He's a nightmare, guaranteed'

What is wrong with everyone?
Just relax and have some fun
As Victor said, 'Son, you're a long time dead'
Come on, have a drink with me
Pour a glass and open up your heart
I find that's the best place to start
Have a drink with me
We're gonna tear this world apart
Everybody stand back, the truth is gonna hurt
Every day's so hard, don't fight it
Everybody can get down
Know that messed up kind of feeling

When the night has gone
And the morning comes

Oh, yeah

Everybody let me see your glasses in the air, come on
Come on
Have a drink with me
Pour a glass and open up your heart
I find that's the best place to start
Have a drink with me
We're gonna tear this world apart
Oh, yeah
Come on and have a drink with me
Pour a glass and open up your heart
Find that's the best place to start
Have a drink with me
We're gonna tear this world apart
Everybody stand back, the truth is gonna hurt

Oh yeah, oh yeah