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'Is Dexter ill?- Is Dexter ill?- Is Dexter ill?- Is Dexter ill today?'
'No, Mr. Kirk, Dexter's in school.'
'I'm afraid he's not, Miss Fishpaw. Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand! The Baltimore County School Board have decided to expel Dexter from the entire public school system.'
'Why, Mr. Kirk, I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy, but surely expulsion is not the answer!'
'I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer! It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane-sane-sane-sane...'
That boy needs therapy (Psychosomatic)
That boy needs therapy (Purely psychosomatic)
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch? What does that mean?
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
(I'm gonna kill you...) That boy needs therapy
Rannygazoo, let's have a tune!
Now when I count three...
That-that-that-that-that boy-boy needs therapy
He was- he was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth

(Avalanches above, business continues below)
Did I ever tell you the story about
Cowboys, and mi-midgets, and the Indians and fron- frontier psychiatrist?
I-I-I felt strangely hypnotised
I was in another world, a world of twenty-twenty thousand girls
And milk and rectangles
To an optometrist!
The man with the golden eyeball
And tighten your buttocks, more juice on your chin
And I promised my girlfriend I'd (play) the violin, violin, violin...

Frontier psychiatrist
Frontier- Frontier- Frontier- Frontier psychiatrist
Frontier- Frontier- Frontier- Frontier psychiatrist
Frontier- Frontier- ...Frontier psychiatrist
Frontier- Frontier- Frontier- Frontier psychiatrist

That boy needs therapy (Psychosomatic)
That boy needs therapy (Purely psychosomatic)
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch? What does that mean?
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
(I'm gonna kill you...) That boy needs therapy
Rannygazoo, let's have a tune!
Now when I count three...
That-that-that-that-that boy-boy needs therapy
He was- he was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth

Frontier psychiatrist

'Can you- can you think of anything else that talks... oth- other than a person?'
'Uh- uh-, uh-uh- uh- uh... A bird? Yeah!'
'...Sometimes a parrot talks!'
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello, hello
'Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!'
'Yes, some birds are funny when they talk... Can you think of anything else?'
'Um... A record? Record? Record? Record?'