Lyrics:

Only Luke performs this track)

* = 'In the bedroom all day and all of the night'

One and one were having some fun *
Two and Two, I took off my shoes *
Three and Three, she undressed me *
Four and Four, we fucked on the floor *
Five and Five, I put up her thighs *
Six and Six, the bitch sucked my dick *
Seven and Seven, we went to heaven *
Eight and Eight, she masturbated *
Nine and Nine, she licked my ass *
Ten and Ten, the bitch did it again *

Get off my ass bitch!

GET YOUR FACE OUT MY ASS MOTHERFUCKER!!

['Haaa']
['But it hurts so good']
['Haaa']

Get laid, get FUCKED!

['Haaa']
['But it hurts so good']
(repeated 'till the end of the track