Lyrics:

So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week
Your month, or even your year, but
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it
As one of the greatest first dates of all time
It was unbelievable!
We could totally be ourselves
We didn't have to play any games
So have you called her yet?
Let her know I like her?
What are you insane?
Oh my God, guys, call
It's the next day, how needy do I wanna seem?
I'm right, right?
Yeah, yeah, let her dangle
Uh, I can't believe my parents are actually pressuring me
To find one of you people
God, come on, just do it! Call her
Stop being so testosteroney
Which by the way is the real San Francisco treat