Lyrics:

Step right up folks and see Little Egypt do famous dances of the pyramids!
She walks, she talks, she crawls on her belly like a reptile!
Just one thing dime, one thing flip a dime
Step right up folks!
I went and bought myself a ticket and
I sat down in the very first row, whoa-whoa
They pulled the curtain but then when
They turned the spotlight way down low, whoa-whoa
Little Egypt came out strotting
Wearing nothing but a button and a bow, whoa-whoa
Singing, 'Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah'
She had a ruby on her tummy and
And a diamond big as Texas on her toe, whoa-whoa
She let her hair down and
She did the hoochie-koochie real slow, whoa-whoa
When she did her special number on a zebra skin
I thought she'd stop the show, whoa-whoa
Singing, 'Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah!'
She did a triple somersault and when she hit the ground
She winked at the audience and then she turned around
She had a picture of a cowboy tattooed on her spine
Saying, 'Phoenix, Arizona, 1949'
Yeah, but let me tell you people
Little Egypt doesn't dance there anymore, whoa-whoa
She's too busy mopping and
A taking care of shopping at the store, whoa-whoa
'Cause we got seven kids and
All day long they crawl around the floor, whoa-whoa
Singing, 'Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah!'
Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah!