Lyrics:

Hey, Mr. Undecided
Sitting on a barbed wire fence
Everywhere you look it's all the same
So moving doesn't make much sense
But nothing's wrong
Everybody seems so happy

Hey, Mr. Undecided
Looks as though you missed the bus
Suddenly the room is whirling round
And the furniture's turned to dust
But nothing's wrong
Everybody seems so happy
Ah, da da da da da da
Ah, ah ah ah ah ah

May the spirit of the vertical stripe
Remain with you always