Lyrics:

Allow us to introduce our selves,
We're neighbors
We moved in down the street!
Some say we're the most delightful bunch
Of fellows
You'll ever want to meet!
And if you have a moment to spare,
Kind lady with beauty so ... rare.
We'd like to take a minute or two
On a topic of interest to you.
We represent the Stuff Mart
An enormous land of goodies
Would you mind if we stepped in, please?
And as associates of the Stuff Mart
It looks like you could use some stuff!
I pray that you won't take this wrong, my dear
But initial observation is as follows:
The criminal responsible for this decor
Really should be hanging from the gallows!
We represent the Stuff Mart
A magic land of retail
Would you care to see what's on sale?
Then as a customer of the Stuff Mart
Get ready for some real nice stuff!