Lyrics:

You know, we could have had a daughter. And
we could have named her Anna. And she would
have been a sweetheart. But with punk rock
manners.

She could have supported us when we retire,
bought us a cottage near the countryside.

You could have taught her to play hockey. I
could have taught her the guitar. And her
granddad could have shown her the way to the
bar. She could have supported us when we
retire, bought us a cottage near the countryside.

We would have made the neighbours jealous.
We could have had barbecues at nights. With
our collected brain resources, she would have
an IQ of 155. She could have supported us
when we retire, bought us a cottage near the
countryside.

She would have won the Nobel Prize and
thanked her mama for all the good advice and
we could have gone swimming near that cottage
by the lake. And she'd never have to know what
it's like when your heart breaks.

She could have married a Kennedy! She would
have found the cure for HIV! Well I'm real sorry
Anna, you never got to be because your daddy
moved on and left me.

She could have supported us when we retire,
bought us a cottage near the countryside.