Lyrics:

Larry Love, do you remember when I came upon you in that place of suffering in the valley of darkness?
I took away all your pain and put love in your cold, cold heart
and from that day forward told you to go out and spread my words through music
sweet, pretty, country, acidhouse music
From that day Larry
you not only joined my church
you embraced my whole philosophy, my whole way of life, because remember little man
don't you go to Goa
I believe I'm gonna
Shut down my chakras, shift Shiva offa my shelf
Take down my tie dyes, my Tibetan bells
Cool down my carma with a can of OPT
Ain't no call for Casteneda in my frontline library
There's one thing I know, Lord above
I ain't gonna go
I ain't goin' to Goa, Ain't goin' to Goa now
I ain't goin' to Goa, Ain't gonna Goa now
Yeah people in the house
I ain't dancin' trance, no thanks, no chance to t-t-tranquilise me
I ain't sipping no Smart Bar drinks, yo, that don't satisfy me
Dosing up my dharma with-a a drop of gasoline
I ain't down with Mr. McKenna, tantric mantra talking don't move me
'Cause there's one thing I know, Lord above
I ain't goin'a go
I ain't goin'a Goa (Ain't goin'a go)
Ain't goin'a Goa now (Ain't goin'a Goa now)
I ain't goin'a Go (Ain't goin'a go)
Ain't goin'a Goa now (Ain't goin'a Goa now)
I don't need no freaky-deaky fractal geometry, crystal silicone chip
I ain't walking 'long lay-lines, reading no High Times, put me on another bad trip
Ah well, Timothy Leary, just check out this theory, he sold acid for the FBI
Well he ain't no website wonder, the guru just went under, you can keep your California sunshine
Yeah I believe you D-Wayne
'Cause the righteous truth is
There ain't nothing worse than some fool lying on some third-world beach in spandex psychedelic trousers smoking damn dope
Pretending he getting consciousness expansion
I want consciousness expansion, I go to my local tabernacle and I sing!
(Ain't goin'a go)
(Ain't goin'a Goa now)
(Ain't goin'a go)
(Ain't goin'a Goa now)
Ain't goin'a Goa (Ain't goin'a go)
Ain't goin'a Goa now (Ain't goin'a Goa now)
I ain't goin'a go (Ain't goin'a go)
I ain't goin'a Goa now (Ain't goin'a Goa now)
Ain't goin'a Goa (Ain't goin'a go)
Ain't goin'a Goa now (Ain't goin'a Goa now)