Lyrics:

Good evening, boys and girls
Welcome to another evening of
'I hate that word called dick'
It goes like this:

I hate that word called 'dick'
It sounds so awfully thick
So I think I'll call it 'prick'
'Cause I hate that word called 'dick'.

Ha ha ha ha!

I hate that word called 'pussy'
It sounds so awful squishy
So I guess I'll call it 'clit'
'Cause I hate that word called 'pussy'.

Ha ha ha ha!