Lyrics:

Finally found a place they could never reach
Sipping Singha beer on Pattaya Beach

Singha beer don't ask no questions
Singha beer don't tell no lies
Singha beer don't ask no questions
Singha beer don't tell no lies

There's a guy next to me, won't tell me his name
Buys me Mekong whiskey just the same

Singha beer don't ask no questions
Singha beer don't tell no lies
Singha beer don't ask no questions
Singha beer don't tell no lies

I'm just a wally hanging out on Pattaya Beach
He's just a wally, he's just a wally
I'm just a wally hanging out on Pattaya Beach
He's just a wally, he's just a wally

Met a girl, said she's really going to blow my mind
She says she don't mean sex and I say alright
Turns out she's a bloke, tries to give me head
I have to run out screaming in the street instead

Just a wally hanging out on Pattaya Beach
He's just a wally, he's just a wally
She's just a wally hanging out on Pattaya Beach
He's just a wally, he's just a wally

Singha beer don't ask no questions
Singha beer don't tell no lies
Singha beer don't ask no questions
Singha beer don't tell no lies

In the house of the gods
Where no mongrels preach
I watched the sun going down
On Pattaya Beach

I'm just a wally hanging out on Pattaya Beach
He's just a wally, he's just a wally
I'm just a wally hanging out on Pattaya Beach
He's just a wally, he's just a wally
I'm just a wally hanging out on Pattaya Beach
He's just a wally, he's just a wally
I'm just a wally hanging out on Pattaya Beach
He's just a wally, he's just a wally
I'm just a wally hanging out on Pattaya Beach
He's just a wally, he's just a wally
I'm just a wally hanging out on Pattaya Beach
He's just a wally, he's just a wally