Lyrics:

Oh, Fyodor, you are the most attractive man
Oh, Fyodor, you are the most attractive man I know
Your Russian heart is strong
And has been bleeding for too long
Oh, my lassie
It's like bad acid
It's getting nasty
She knows
Gymnastic whores down on all fours
With septic pores from fucked up bores
Well, I would like to give you more, my lassie
Oh, my lassie
It's like bad acid
It's getting nasty
She knows
She knows
Apologies to insect life
What I did was not very nice
A little piece of everyone
Is bad and can't be jettisoned

And round to her from me to you
Sometimes you know it goes right through, my love