Lyrics:

(Applause)

Lou: Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you very much. Very very much. It's been a pleasure playing for you. You were hot... Yeah, you were. You were sexy... Yeah, you were. But please find your way home safely. Bye Bye! See ya! Oh, what a show! Let me get a shower first.

(Footsteps running)

Man: Mr. Bega, Mr. Bega, you can not go. The people want more! Please play only one more song. Please Mr. Bega!

Lou: Oh yeah? I don't see nothing wrong with it, but my band left already, so there's no support for me.

Man: Eh! Oh, ha ha ha. I can fix the problem. I fixed it already. Ha ha ha!

Lou: Yeah?

Man: My brother, he'll support you. He's in a funky funky salsa band. He's in the best salsa band in the whole wide world. Believe me, when I say so, I say so.

Lou: So when you say so, you say so? When I say so, you say so? Okay, but listen: I'm the mambo king, not the salsa king.

Man: You too, Mr. Bega. I know, I know.

Lou: All right! You convince me, I do. I'll try my best.

(Applause)

Lou: OK, OK, OK, OK, give me all you've got. You play salsa, I'll sing mambo.