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Listen boys and girlsAbout the other worldIt's just a day jobNight jobOdd jobNose jobHand jobBlow jobRack jobSnow jobBoring 9-to-5 jobRather have a knob jobThings get too inertialNo time for commercialsI'd rather be a cloneI guess I'm going homeTo visit KojakGong ShowHappy DaysAdam-12Edge Of NightLove Of LifeMerv and MikeGood TimesMake A DealCharlie's AngelsFamily FeudFeeling so much thinnerI need a TV dinnerI'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymoreTV suicideTV suicideWhat a lovely way to dieIt's a television suicidePlease stand byWe're coming to you live'Cause we got newsHot newsFlash newsTrash newsFunny newsStupid newsComprehensive overviewsEyewitness TV newsBrought to you by Gucci shoesThis one is so juicyWe're pre-empting LucyComing down the streetThe sound of running feetHe's at the front doorBack doorSide doorCellar doorFirst floorSecond floorThird floorBedroom doorThrows himself across the floorTurns it on to Channel 4Stay tuned to this channelFor our all-star panelI used to know himHe seemed like a regular guyTV suicideTV suicideWhat a lovely way to dieIt's another case of telecideTV suicideTV suicideWhat a lovely way to dieIt's a television suicide