Lyrics:

We have already in the past produced records
These records were successful
And produced considerable results
But the funds have been spent
And very well spent
And for this reason we are now producing
A new unique record called.....

Up........ and down

Up........ and down
Up........ and down
And up.... and down
Up.... and down
Up.... and down
Up........
And down

Up........ and down
Up........ and down
And up.... and down
Up.... and down
Up.... and down
Up.... and down
And up.... and down
And up.... and down
And up.... and down
And up.... and down
And up and down
Up and down
Up and down
Up and down
Up and down
Up and down
Up and down
Up and down
Up and down
Up and up and up and down
And up and up and up and down
And up and up and up........
And down

Up.... and down!!